You can’t fucking do wrong from right! I tell thee.

From this day forth I no longer will say ‘No problem’. I now reply with ‘No challenge’ and I shall continue to do this until someone stops me and says…….’Isn’t that what the guy says on that Louis Theroux program’….Or words to that effect.

I don’t like you. Thats why I don’t come round to see you on a weekend!

There are no chores. Only the things to do you’ve yet to learn how to enjoy…